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FAQ's

Where are you located?

We're based in the US and print our shirts right here. Because if we're going to celebrate American DIY culture, we should probably practice what we preach.

For our international customers who also live in perpetual renovation chaos, we've partnered with printers around the globe so your order doesn't take as long as your bathroom remodel.

Do you ship internationally?

Yep. We ship everywhere, because unfinished projects and hardware store regret are universal languages.

Shipping rates depend on where you live—check our shipping policy for the details that apply to your specific corner of the world.

Will I get a tracking number for my order?

Yes. Once your order ships, we'll send you a tracking number so you can obsessively refresh the page and watch your package make its way to you.

Just like you obsessively check your project progress. Except this one will actually arrive on time.

What materials are your products made of?

High-quality, comfortable fabric that's soft enough for all-day wear, tough enough to survive whatever chaos you put it through, and gentle on your skin.

Exact materials vary by item—check the product page if you need the nerdy details. But basically: they're built to last longer than your motivation to finish that deck.

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Sustainable Materials

Eco-friendly, plant-based, and recycled fabrics

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